encountering legionary assassins with boone as your companion
18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker???????? end fish fucking 2015
My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
So being the clever person he was
On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
And he later got accepted.
this is my favorite story on tumblr
the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all
sometimes you just say one thing and mean your mother
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.